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Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap
Reminds me of the old Ottawa Senators joke from their first few years in the league.
"What is the difference between the Ottaw Senators and a cigarette vending machine?"
"The vending machine has Player's."
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Even better....a joke told in Western Canada every May or so....
"Did you hear about the huge fire at the golf course today? There were Flames everywhere."
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HOMER: Just gimme my gun.
CLERK: Hold on, the law requires a five-day waiting period; we've got run a background check...
HOMER: Five days???? But I'm mad NOW!!
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