When one group of kids came to the door tonight, something funny happened. I opened the door and they said "trick or treat". As I reached to get them candy out of the bowl, their dad, who was standing in the street, said, "Oh. He's an umpire". One girl, who looked about 10 or 11, turned toward him and said, "He's a referee, Dad. Don't you know anything? Sheesh!"
