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Originally Posted by JJ
Ya just gotta love announcers. How about tonight's game when Charlie Manual came out to talk to HP umpire Jeff Kellogg - the announcers speculated he was complaining the submariner wasn't pausing in his stretch. Then I heard it - "The pitcher has to stop for "one thousand one"...."
Now THAT'S entertainment!
I could be an announcer when I give up umping...no, I'm over qualified. 
JJ |
No, you are not over qualified, you have an unfortunate connection between the thought portion of your brain to the reasoning portion of your brain. This leads to a process known as intelligence which of course, TV Sports announcers of today do not have any use for.
If you really want to become one of their fold, you will need to consume mass quantities of alcoholic beverages while allowing a plumber to insert a drain snake into your nose, after which, a liberal application of Draino into your cranium will remove any possible trace of thought and reasoning. NOW, you will be qualified to be a TV Sports announcer!
Peace