[Mark Padgett]

Yeah, I know jokes generally go in the general forum, but since this is just basketball officiating related, and I formerly quoted it in this forum, I thought it just might be OK.

Let's see who can give the best answer to: "How many assistant coaches does it take to change a light bulb?" The winner gets an 8 x10 glossy of Billy Packer with a muzzle over his mouth suitable for framing. It makes an exquisite dart board. (if I can find one, that is).

My answer: Two. One to change the bulb and one to substitute for the head coach I tossed because he was obnoxious, offensive, obscene, didn't respond to my warning and generally was a royal pain in the butt.

OK, you're turn.