True story...
One of my buddies was working a rec level game, 12u, good pitcher, bad catcher. He got nailed pretty good about three times, went to the DC and said something. DC said, I'm sorry Blue, but both of my regular catchers are not here tonight and she is the only one who volunteered to catch.
My buddy then asks the coach to toss him a spare mitt.
He put the mitt on, went back behind the plate and called the rest of the game. He just caught and dropped the ball each time.
The other coach started to say something, but my friend told him it was either this or he called balls and strikes from behind the pitcher.