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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee
Dan and JR are currently honeymooning in the bridal suite of the Hackensack Trump Motel 6. They spend their days catching crabs (yes, that's an inside joke) and their nights wantonly and feverishly dancing for tips and applause. JR does his patented Apache rain dance(clad only in an ankle-length loincloth that barely hides his esteemed member... and Gucci moccasins)....and Dan does his patented Mexican Hat Dance(the one where he dances nude(  ) around a sombrero, praying for hair). They also employ as serving wenches and occasional lookouts a nameless troll who lives under a bridge just outside of Springfield and a hideous, deformed hunchbacked dwarf who lives in a bell tower and terrorizes little kiddies somewhere out on the left coast.
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Great. I just threw up in my mouth. But I did not inhale.
It's the off-season. When there are some good basketball topics to discuss, those people will bring their esteemed members back to the forefront of the board.