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Originally posted by bard
c'mon sleeper, we can do this....
Girl A1, is defended by Boy, B1. A1 passes to girlfriend, A2, left of the lane. A2 passes crosscourt to another girl, A3. A3 passes to A4 who then sends it to A5, who returns the ball to A1.
A1 winks lasciviously at B1, freezing him, and then drives the lane. B2 moves laterally across the lane to cutoff the layup. A1 begins the shot before contact with B2, whose feet are still not set. The basket goes in, and A1 and B2 tumble to the floor.
B3, B4, and B5 lay out B1 for falling for the eye wink and then high five B2 for the excellent take down. A2, A3, A4, and A5 ask A1 what it was like to hug B2 and if they're going steady, and then they all hug and congratulate each other before running down the floor yelling "Ball, ball, ball, ball, ball!"
What's your call??? (See, we can make anything fit!)
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Well, perhaps it's not quite as elegant as the original bard, but this is probably the best reason yet for why co-ed basketball is rarely seen outside of recreation programs.
Of course, you forgot to mention that B1-12 (players, bench members, and coaches all included) are not paying any attention to the game due to the fact that A3 forgot to wear a sports bra.
Okay - I'll go back to my corner now. :-D