I think the conversation went like this:
Coach: (walking towards the umpire) Blue, that restaurant you recommended last night was the worst place I have ever eaten at!
Umpire: Well, what did you order?
Coach: (now standing on the field in front of umpire) I had the Oyster Rockefeller. I was on the can all night.
Umpire: It a Rib Shack. Why would you order the oysters?
Coach: (now turning and using both hand to gesture towards his runner) Johnny had the same thing. Look at him, he can barely sprint.
Umpire: Coach in my judgment that’s a great restaurant. My choice stands.
Coach: (walking away): Your culinary choice stinks!
Umpire: (big hook) You’re out of here!
Umpire: Oh and by the way, check out the chops at the Mad Cow Inn out on Route 48. They’re heavenly.
Hey, it could happen.
