Thread: umpire making me look the fool
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Old Wed Aug 07, 2002, 12:46am
Jim Porter Jim Porter is offline
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Quote:
"hey u have better eyes than me".
If said to you by an umpire:

"I know. I've seen you call balls and strikes."



If said to you by a coach:

"I know. I've seen you drive."



Or, if you want to get more personal:

"I know. I've seen your wife."
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