As previously posted, here are some "Dave-isms" to that question:
"You mean right AND wrong?"
After indicating a foul while reporting it to table - "OK, I will. Blue 44. 44 Blue. Satisfied now?"
"Sorry coach, they only taught us one way in camp - the right way. If you want us to start calling them wrong, just let us know."
My personal favorite: "Woof, woof." This can be used to reply to almost any dumb coaching inquiry.
