"Call it both ways"
a) "Sorry, coach, we can't. We're only allowed to call it one way - the right way."
b) "Coach, are you implying we're favoring one team over the other? Because if you are, that's impuning our integrity and that's a technical."
c) "OK coach, I will. Blue, thirty-two, a hold. That's one way. Thirty-two, blue, a hold. That's two ways. You happy now?"
d) "Can't do that, coach. We only make calls in English. If you want them in another language, go play in an international game."
Anyone have any others?
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