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Old Wed Jun 11, 2008, 07:07am
ozzy6900 ozzy6900 is offline
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Originally Posted by CO ump
In the 70s there was no FPSR
Old dogs need to keep up with the game
Yeah, I guess you are all correct in that statement! I should come up to speed, let's see:
I need to meet with my partners for every other call.
  1. I need to go to my partner every time a coach challenges me.
  2. I need to stop using the scissors when my back flairs up.
  3. I must hold "church service" at the plate meeting and explain every detail of the game and how it will be called.
  4. I need to justify my strike zone.
  5. I need to accept that there are rising fastballs.
  6. I need to understand that the batter may be frustrated with himself as he yells about my called strike three.
  7. I need to stop using the double safe signal and figure out another way of emphasizing a close play.
  8. I need to stop ejecting people for using "urban language" because this is the way they were brought up.
  9. I need to stop using the neighborhood play because it was taught before FPSR.
  10. I need to stop wearing my plate coat because no one else wears one.
  11. I need to stop using my indicator on the bases because it is "unprofessional" even though I have CRS.
  12. I need to be exactly where the CCA manual says to be because I am too stupid to decide for myself I need to be deep instead of shallow.
  13. I need to make my calls faster because I have too much of a delay.
  14. I need to accept IR in baseball because it will make the game more enjoyable for MLB fans and players. I should not be concerned with what it will do to the amateur side of the game.
  15. I need to be nicer to other, younger, inexperienced officials because I am a crusty old fart that needs to come up to speed and have a better attitude.
  16. I need to review this entire list and add more corrections each year.
And if you all hold your breath, I will accomplish these things in a quick and orderly fashion! Wait for it!
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