[Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.]

Originally Posted by RPatrino

I have always wanted to go to the plate meeting wearing those fake glasses that are thick as the bottoms of Coke bottles. Then when handed the line-ups take them off and say, "I don't need these for reading, just distance"....

When I was in college (that was back when we still had a center jump after each field goal that was scored) I officiated the men's intramural championship game. I walked out to center court wearing dark sunglasses and used a white pole whose one end had been painted bright reflective orage (it was one of those poles that are used to mark the edges of sidewalks so the campus groundskeepers could plow the sidewalks). Everybody but the team the eventually lost the game did not appreciate my humor. Even the head of intramurals thought it was funny and very apprapo (boy I hope I spelled the silly French work correctly).

MTD, Sr.