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Originally Posted by RPatrino
I have always wanted to go to the plate meeting wearing those fake glasses that are thick as the bottoms of Coke bottles. Then when handed the line-ups take them off and say, "I don't need these for reading, just distance"....
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Very funny line!
I've got a pair that I bring with me to the first weekend of the minor football season. I will put them on when I see a new coach, and welcome him to the fold.