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Originally Posted by Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.
I am watching the Chicago White Sox at Cleveland Indians baseball game on SportsTimeOhio right now and Thad Motta, Men's Baseketball Coach at The Ohio State University was being interviewed in the announcer's booth and he mentioned Jon Diebler as a returning guard for The Ohio State University Buckeyes.
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I trust that Jon is on the usual OSU scholarship, encompassing a car, condo and hookers dressed as cheerleaders, as well as a guarantee that he won't have to waste his time actually taking anything resembling an actual college course. Instead, he can enroll in the usual OSU curricula and take a course like Music Appreciation. That's where the athlete puts in a CD, listens to it, and then says "I appreciated
that." That's a guaranteed A at OSU.
Of course, Jon could have gone to Indiana and taken Telephone 101, but then again, that particular course instructor is no longer available.