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And for our Canadian friends...
There was this city guy driving in the country, and came across a sign nailed to a fence post saying "Boat for sale"...
Thinking he could use a boat to go fishing with his kids, he drove into the farmers yard and looked around for the boat.
Having only seen a couple of cows, some chickens and a pig, he went up to the farmers house and asked about the sign.
The farmer came out and with his hands holding his suspenders, he said..."yep, dem der two cows of mine, 'Bessie and Eunice', dey are boat for sale eh"...
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