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Old Wed Jul 26, 2000, 03:48pm
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If the question is merely an appropriae signal to distinguish the intentional from the flagrant, then there should be a new flagrant foul signal that consists of physically throwing the offending player off the court. If done with sufficient force, this adds the element of the punishment fitting the crime.

If the referee lacks the physical capacity to perform this act, he can utilize Mike Tyson, since Mike will soon find himself unable to box in any state or country and be forced to perform menial tasks to earn money (having contributed his winnings to Don King). A backup thrower will be Bobby knight, who is accustomed both to physcially abusing basketball players and to throwing things. This is assuming he will do something stupid enough that IU will see fit to fire him.
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