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Old Fri Apr 18, 2008, 02:57pm
Mark Padgett Mark Padgett is offline
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Exclamation New rules decided

I got it from an "inside source". Here are the new rules the NF will approve next week.

1) coaches may not address an official unless that coach is wearing a dress
2) assistant coaches will not be allowed on the bench unless they provide coffee for the officials at all timeouts
3) players whose last names end in a consonant may not dribble with their left hand
4) if a team receives two bench technicals during a game, their bench (not the players - the actual bench) must withdraw to the locker room
5) any spectator who yells "over the back" or "reach" will be given over to the Spanish Inquisition

I think these are the best new rules ever!
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