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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
I actually officiated a croquet match once - not kidding. It was for charity. All the proceeds went to Lions Club charities. Everyone wore white, including straw "skimmer" hats and they served cucumber sandwiches and lemonade for lunch. It was a blast, er, I mean a hoot (have to keep in character). It took place in a senior's community next to my town and featured a team from the Lions Club and a team from one of the senior retirement villages. It ended in a tie. Gee, I wonder how that happened.
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A good croquet official never lets a match go to overtime.
Your IAACO membership is rescinded.