[bkbjones]

As I hijack the post...

Reminds me of one of my faves. A few years ago in an NFHS game, a batter turned to me after a backward K. "Are you f'ing kidding me?" (Didn't say f'ing...full f bomb)

coach is going from 3B coaching box and I intercept her.

"Coach, you have a sub for #5?"

"Why?"

I relate the transgression and tell her #5 is through. She shakes her had and puts in #8.

Next half inning, coach comes out shaking head again.

"I asked #5 if she cursed the umpire. She told me no. I asked her what she said, and she said "I asked him if he was f'ing kidding me." I informed her that was cussing, and she was surprised."