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Originally Posted by Snaqwells
We don't "need" tax software, either, but we're allowed to deduct that. We don't "need" 35 shirts, either, but there's no limit on how many we can deduct each year. We don't "need" extra whistles, but, well, you get my point.
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Be prepared to answer the IRS auditor with these statements:
"Tax software? We ain't got no tax software. We don't need no tax software! I don't have to show you any stinkin' tax software!"
"Shirts? We ain't got no shirts. We don't need no shirts! I don't have to show you any stinkin' shirts!"
"Extra whistles? We ain't got no extra whistles. We don't need no extra whistles! I don't have to show you any stinkin' extra whistles!"
And be sure to dress like this:
