Not the recommended approach by any stretch of the imagination.
A few years ago, one (LL)base ump in my town stopped the game and walked to the bleachers. He sat down, paused, and said "You're right - the view is better from here. Play ball!" He called two plays from the stands and then went back to the field. No problems for the rest of the season, but the story will live on for quite a while.
-Kono
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