Remember last year's championship match when Yi Yong Fan won because Ilija Lupulesku got a technical for hanging on the net? Boy - that was a thriller. I still get goosebumps thinking about it.
I rank it right up there with the infamous 1947 Cricket quarterfinal at Nauseous-By-The-Sea when Andy Capp tripped over a sticky wicket and broke his lorry.
Meds, please - and hurry!