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Old Thu Mar 20, 2008, 07:53pm
WhistlesAndStripes WhistlesAndStripes is offline
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Jimmy Hoffa is alive and well and working at a 7-11 in North Dakota with Elvis. I thought everybody knew that. In fact, I was there a few weeks ago. I drove up into the parking lot and Elvis was closing the store down. I told him their sign said they were open 24 hours. He replied, "Huh, not in a row."

My kingdom for some meds.
Nice theft from Steven Wright.
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