Thread: Curtis Shaw
View Single Post
  #14 (permalink)  
Old Sun Mar 16, 2008, 11:53am
26 Year Gap 26 Year Gap is offline
Aleve Titles to Others
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: East Westchester of the Southern Conference
Posts: 5,381
Send a message via AIM to 26 Year Gap
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Coach: "I want your name!"
Ref: "Why? Don't you have one of your own?"

Coach: "I want your name!"
Ref: "If I give you mine, then I wouldn't have one."

Coach: "I want your name!"
Ref: "My name is Nunuvyur Dambidness".

Coach: "That was the worst officiated game ever!"
Ref: "That's impossible, coach."
Coach: "Why is that impossible?"
Ref: "Because the odds are too great that the worst officiated game ever and the worst coached game ever would occur in the same game."
Hey. I thought "Skippy Weaselpants" was your courtside name.
__________________
Never hit a piņata if you see hornets flying out of it.
Reply With Quote