[SanDiegoSteve]

Originally Posted by Interested Ump

Yes, Steven, it has. I rottted out a pair of PU pants from salty sweat, slowly let loose the threading. Standing upright, there was nothing to report. Squatting was another matter.

Considering that you are on your third name change, without any succcess in disguising yourself, what I find disgusting and laughable is your picking on other umpires while hiding behind a very thin, but insulating in your mind, veil of anonymity. Did you beat up the cheerleaders at school then call the same a sexual conquest?

Sorry, gotta go with Tyler on this one. Funny as hell, this joke of an umpire. Even without the split pants there is plenty to find fault with. I certainly hope nobody on this forum represents themselves like this on a ball field.