Hey!! They might be on to something here. Think of all the possibilities -
Coach: "You are the worst ref I have ever seen"
Me: Spray coach with pepper spray
Coach: Begins screaming and rolling around on floor...
-Or-
Coach: "You are horrible."
Me: Shoot coach with taser
Coach: Begins screaming and rolling around on floor...
-Or-
Coach: "You suck"
Me: Hit coach in head with billy club
Coach: Begins screaming and rolling around on floor...
Ahhh, wishful thinking!
