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Originally Posted by Snaqwells
After I call a kid for traveling when he falls down after gaining control of the ball, coach says, "His cheek becomes his pivot."
Me: visual but silent laughter. Hey, I thought he was joking.
Coach: "I'm serious. His butt cheek becomes the pivot on that."
Me: " "
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BUTT CHEEKS = PIVOT HAHAHAHAHAHA
some more as I think about them I will add:
coach: "what game are you watching"
me: "this game"
coach: "no way"
me: "yes way Ted" (line from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure for those of you scoring at home)
coach: "(confused)my name is not Ted"
me: (reporting a foul) Blue - 3-3 with a push - white out of bounds
very young coach: "that's not right, let me speak to the manager"
me: "wait, what? the manager?"
coach: "yeah the other reff, he is the manager right?"
me: (calling over my partner who has grey hair) "hey coach has a complaint and he wants to speak to my manager"
my partner: "you are sh+++ing me"
from my friends that are reffs:
coach: "our jerseys are legal where we come from
reff: "where is that coach?"
coach: "texas"
reff: "well coach when you get back to Texas you can put them on"