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Originally Posted by wadeintothem
Some umpires are really touchy about the slightest cuss word.. you'd think the poor lil thangs are gonna melt if they hear it..
I'm on the trailing end of my last kid becoming an adult.. I can assure every umpire, they have heard the word before.
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Hell, it is a requirement in the Philadelphia sports arenas that each parent and grandparent teach their kids the proper etiquette to support their team. It's not hard and most kids pick it up by the time they are 5 years old.
It goes:
_________________________ SUCKS!
(enter opponent's name here)
When they hit their teens, each child is required to take it to the next level to be considered a true Philly sports fan.
That one goes:
_________________________ F***ING SUCKS!
(enter opponent's name here)
Once they get old enough to possibly inherit the family's season tickets, each child must take it to the final level to qualify for the tickets.
The final exam goes:
_________________________ F***ING SUCKS!
(enter opponent's name here)
This is accompanied by a minimum 50' toss of a half-full beer cup in the direction of the field/floor/opposing player.
And you wonder why opposing players don't like Philadelphia fans
