
Fri Feb 08, 2008, 12:01pm
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Canada, eh?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Speak for yourself, Sparky. Some misanthrope insults me, they're gonna get it back with both barrels. In fact, in my state I am legally obligated to inform anyone who gets sarcastic with me that I am a professional with a fifth-degree black belt in sarcasm and they proceed at their own risk.
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Okay, good for you.
I guess.
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HOMER: Just gimme my gun.
CLERK: Hold on, the law requires a five-day waiting period; we've got run a background check...
HOMER: Five days???? But I'm mad NOW!!
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