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Originally posted by rainmaker:
I got that comment from a player a few weeks ago - the "they only had 2 fouls while we had 9."
A coach said this to me at half-time last week except the statistics were 16 - 2. I replied in my most "wise and understanding" tone of voice,"Don't worry coach, by the end of the summer, they'll be doing a lot better!"
That stopped him!
Try this one (actually from someone other than Dave!):
Q: How come you called 3 fouls on them and 10 on us?
A: Only 10 on you guys? Damn. My instructions were to call at least 12! (turn towards scorer) Hey - add 2 more fouls to these guys.