What's the ideal woman? Here's a story:
Every year during football season, a local grocery chain lets it's employees wear football jerseys on weekends. Last year I was in line at this store. Right in front of me were two guys in their 20s who were buying only beer and chips. The cashier was a young woman who had a little sign on her name badge that said she had laryngitis and could not speak.
One of the guys said to her, "Oh, you can't speak, huh?" She shook her head "no". He then pointed to the beer and asked her if she liked beer. She shook her head "yes". He then pointed at her football jersey and said, "Wait a minute. You like football, you like beer, you're cute, you have a job and you can't speak. You're the perfect woman! Will you marry me?"
Even she had to laugh. I don't know if they ever got married, though.
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