[JugglingReferee]

Originally Posted by TXMike

Read "Anatomy of a Game" and the mysteries of "real" football will be revealed to you.

Be a mate and provide a summary, will ya? At least a link?

But asuming that this publication has something worthwhile in it, what is it that makes this/these author/s some authority figure of what "real" or "true" football is or is not?

BTW, you never answered my questions. But, I surmise that I can answer them for you:

1. No.
2. No.
3. No.
4. No.
5. No son of mine will play "pretend foosball - be d@mn the free medical degree".