Dear Santa
Dear Santa, please give me good health, fitness, and rules knowledge. Also please make the coaches box really a box, with sides and a roof, and barred windows and a door that locks from the outside. Oh and please put a slot in the box where we can put quarters in case we ever want the coach's opinion; On second thought, we would never use that slot so don't bother.
Thanks Santa
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