I have to admit that I am a little befuddled that funky socks aren't an issue. Yes they are not part of the "uniform", but they do want us to enforce such inane things as all players having the same color hair control device (aka a 1/2 inch piece of pre-wrap). Someone please reasonably tell me why that is important, but not fluorescent, polka- dotted socks.

...and don't say, "because it's in the rules".