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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Really? Most of us officiate people. How does that work? Do they actually go up and down the court or just go around and around? Huh - "running" clocks. I knew clocks had arms, but I didn't know they had legs. I guess you learn something new every day. 
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Let me guess, these were some phone pranks you played as a child [or maybe as an adult].
"Is your refrigerator running?"
"Yes."
"Better catch it 'cause it just went down the street."
"A&P"
"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"
"Yes"
"Better let him out before he suffocates."
"A&P"
"Do you have pig's feet?"
"Yes"
"So THAT'S why you walk funny."