This is a pretty entertaining thread.
I can totally understand the official not wanted to call this an intentional T. If the action began while the ball was live, it is a good call. The rule in this case is one that many officials would be reluctant to call. Additionally, I would only make this call if was clear that it occured during a dead ball.
IMO, most of the time double fouls are cop outs. With the exception of double Ts where players are talking back and forth, one player probably made contact first.