Who's that coach? I'll sell him my old wind-up stopwatch for, let's say, $200?
Incidentally, what is the coach timing, 20 seconds between pitches? Does the coach actually think a stopwatch is going to produce a precise reading on the speed of a pitch?
Hey! Did the ump check the coach for possession of a pacemaker?
[Edited by greymule on May 8th, 2002 at 01:25 PM]
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