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I'd rather be a Beaver than a Duck,
I'd rather get run over by a truck,
I'd rather live on spam,
Or even kiss Rosanne,
I'd rather be a Beaver than a Duck!
For a Beaver is a critter that builds new habitats,
While a Duck just gets it's butt shot off by guys in dayglow hats.
I'd rather live in Corvallis than Eugene,
I'd rather spend a week in a latrine,
I don't own a water bed,
I don't like the Grateful Dead,
I'd rather be a Beaver than a Duck!
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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons - for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup!
Last edited by TimTaylor; Sun Nov 04, 2007 at 07:50pm.
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