[greymule]

Coach wheels himself into the third-base box. You tell him he can't be there, you're in the papers the next day for your brutal, callous treatment of a handicapped person. You let him stay, and you're the fool who was oblivious to a clear and present danger and caused that poor third-baseman to cut his eye. Either way, your next ten years are spent in court. And that's even if you remember not to use the old slang for the 3-0 count.

Happens to me, I will voice deep concern for the coach's right to 100% participation in a wheelchair and deep concern for the safety of the players. I will then announce that I have inquired of the Fed, and that the game will start as soon as I receive their official direction in writing.