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Originally posted by Larks
Larks - Im back...and my jokes are better than ever!
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Zero times two is still zero.
BTW - when JR and I started officiating, it was way before Roman numerals. In fact, the first game I ever officiated was in Og's cave. We kept score by drawing mastodons on the walls. The teams were brown vs. white, and were differenciated by wearing either bear skins or polar bear skins.
I called a T on one guy for gnawing on another guys leg. The actual call was "Tysoning".
Also BTW - we didn't have a ball so we used a small goat's head. It didn't bounce very well, but it had seams from the spear wounds.
Also, also BTW - the coaches were real howler monkeys.
I'll try to find my meds now.