Here's how Juulie's conversation would go in our rec league:
Coach: "How can that be a violation? It was touched!"
Juulie: "Go argue with Mark."
Coach: "Oh. Never mind."
Here's an even more likely scenario:
Coach: "How can that be a violation? It was touched!"
Juulie: "Go argue with Mark."
Coach: "No thanks. I want to stay in the game (or "the league").
