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Originally Posted by rainmaker
Well then you're dealing with some exceptional coaches. This is more like my experience.
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Or even,
Coach: What!?!? B touched it! Didn't you see that??
Me: Coach, the ball needs to land in the BC before you touch it when the defense deflects it back there.
Coach: But B touched it! what's going on here? How can you call that?
Me: Coach, the ball didn't have BC status before your player touched it.
Coach: That's just mumbo-jumbo. You're trying to make an excuse because you weren't really looking. It's ridiculous. That was not a violation! I've studied the rules for years and you can't call that!! What's going on here?
Me: Coach, we're going on with the game now. Please remember your box.
Coach: Don't try to brush me off!! You can't even explain that call! It's just too awful for words! Why can't you even tell me what she did wrong?
Me: Coach, I've heard enough. Get back to the bench and your players.
Coach: You're terrible!! You have no clue!! Why isn't your partner bailing you out here?!?! You aren't even listening!!
Me: (thinking, 'Please don't make me do this') Whack!