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Originally Posted by BktBallRef
Mark's not funny. He's just a sad old man who steals batteries and can't keep up with where he left his teeth.
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You can't imagine how hard it is to keep my whistle in my mouth without any teeth! That's why I have both my uppers and my lowers attached to a silver chain that is stapled to my forehead. It works fine during games, but I have trouble at the airport with the metal detector. In fact, last week I was at the airport and they told me to go into the men's room to remove it, but when I went in, there was some US Senator tapping his toes. I ran out and went home.
Now if I could just figure out how to charge the batteries in my meds.
