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Originally Posted by RichMSN
It was a high strike. For Chipper to say the pitch was in the other batter's box is ludicrous. He just assumes all watching are umpire-hating morons.
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No, he knows that many watching are Chippie Jones fans who swoon at his every word.
As of 2006, I saw Atlanta
women who wore shirts by the gross that said.
"I want to be Chipper's Dipper"
"Chipper, Hoot at My Hooters"
"We Luv You, Chipper"
Fathers on diamonds "Ok, Chipper does it this way, he knows, listen to him"
Here's the best ones overheard by Roswell GA mothers in the stands.
"She (Chippies first wife, they NEVER use her real name) didn't satisfy him.
She got what she deserved.
She's getting all that money too.
He was tempted, she could have been there for him
He's alone when he travels, it wasn't right but..
Ok, he cheated on her. That was wrong. But look where she is now!"
Yes, Atlanta luvs Chippie and Chippie luvs to play out his "sorrows" to Atlanta.
Excuse me while I vomit.