Last weekend, I had HS boys rec. One team had "tag-team" coaches. That is, they would yell at us in the following manner:
Howler monkey 1 - "That's a travel."
Howler monkey 2 - "That's a travel."
Howler monkey 1 - "You gotta call that."
Howler monkey 2 - "You gotta call that."
You get the idea.
Finally, after about the tenth time this happened, my partner went over to them and said, "I just have one question. Which one is the ventriloquist?"