[Mountaineer]

Originally Posted by SRW

I can see it now...

PU: Strike!
DC: Blue, that runner left early. You've gotta watch for that will ya?
PU: Sure thing, coach.

next pitch

PU: Ball!
DC: Blue, that was belt high down the middle of the plate! How can that be a ball?!
PU: I didn't see the pitch, coach. As you requested, I was watching to see if the runner left early. She didn't.

Do that once, and I guarantee the DC will either shutup, or read you the riot act. Either way, he's all yours.

I did that once on a crow hop. "She's hoping! You gotta watch that!" I said OK . . .