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					Originally Posted by Rich Ives
					
				    Where's the lie Garth,  | 
	
 It's right here:
"the coach is heard on his mic coaching the kid on being sure to not let a fastball get by him when he gets back in the box. Umpire says it's time to get the game moving, to which coach rat responds rather rudely:
"Hey, he's hurt. I'm just checking on him!"
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					Originally Posted by Rich Ives
					
				 Yet somehow, after attending to the kid, saying "Don't let the fastball by you" as you prepare to return to the dugout makes you a lying rat. | 
	
 No, saying you're still attending to the player when in fact you're coaching him makes one a lying Rat.
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					Originally Posted by Rich Ives
					
				 You're wrong. Tim's wrong. | 
	
 Only in Bizarro World and Ratlandia.