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Originally Posted by Dakota
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Speaking of.....
Easily offended, beware, it is a joke!!!
St. Peter is watching the Pearly Gates of Heaven when Jesus walks by. St. Peter asks Jesus to watch the gate for him while he attends to a personal matter. Jesus responds, "Peter, I'm not sure if I'm qualified." Peter says, "Jesus, who other than the Son of God is more qualifed to determine who enters his kingdom".
So, Jesus agrees and stands by the gate for a while when a older gentleman approaches him.
Old Man: Is this Heaven?
Jesus: Yes, it is. Can you tell me about your life on earth.
Old Man: Well, I had a satisfying life especially that which I spent with my son.
Jesus: You had a son?
Old Man: Yes, I did. We worked closely together. I was a carpenter, you know.
Jesus: Really? Tell me about your son.
Old Man: He was a good kid. He had holes in his hands and feet, but always seemed content.
Jesus: FATHER???
Old Man: PINOCHIO?