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					Originally Posted by SAump
					
				 
				I umpire to get away from the wife for the evening. My wife gets the money. That's the deal we have going. 
I would do other things if I needed more money. I umpire to get my lazy, fat azz off the couch. 
			
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 Take that money away from the wife.. call me, I can put you on a lonely, secluded island.......